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以下是我和另一位同學
要在英文對會課
上台兼演說兼表演
的說出來給 一位外籍老師看
不知道他懂不懂 台灣人的幽默阿!


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(One day,A walks on the street.)
(She meets a handsome man.)
A: Hey! Handsome man! Wait!
K: Me? You call me?
A: Yes! How are you?
K: Not bad! What’s up? I’m busy now.
A: I'm so sorry. I fell in love with you at first sight
K: Hmm…
A: Do you want to sit down and chat with me?
K: Ok! Where we go?
A: In a starbucks. Ok?
K: Ok! Sounds good. Let’s go.

(In starbucks)
A: Are you a student?
K: No, I’m not.
A: What’s kind of job do you do?
K: You guess!
A: Oh~ Do you work outside?
K: Yes, I work outside.
A: Do you need a university degree or a college diploma?
K: No, stupid people also can do it, too.
A: Do you need any special skills?
K: Yes, it need many skills. Not anyone can do it.
A: Do you work in the city?
K: Yes!
A: Is your job dangerous?
K: My job is very dangerous.
K: Today is my first day in my new job.
A: Really? Congrats!
K: It's time to work I should go.
A: Can you give me your cell phone number?
K: Ok! 0900000001
A: Tell me what kind of job you do I still don’t know.
K: I rob bank now. Good bye! Beautiful girl.